Laziness

Why do I love being lazy?

1. Nobody expects any top notch results when you are working.
2. In order to minimize effort, you tend to think of quicker ways of resolving the issue – Widely regarded by many as “Smart work”.

(By the way what does that mean? I`m 2 lazy to check out a dict. (Also read as dictionary by enlightened souls).

3. Every inch of your inefficiency gets dubbed as lethargy. (Your ignorance on the job is blurred from their view and you buy the time to get to know the issue fully)
4. Incidental good results pushes u into a “This guy has loads f talent but rarely uses it” category where ur bosses get perennially optimistic about your performance the NEXT time.(Famously known as ‘F Tv phenomenon’ where you beLIEve “This one isn’t good, hopefully the next will be good”)

The above personal benefits apart we’ll discuss my favorite topic, pastime and habit ­– LAZINESS

Do u understand laziness the way it is?

Laziness is often confused with words like idle, sluggish, lethargy, inertia, inactivity etc. Surrounded by these words, we often miss the richness, leisure and take it easy attitude of Laziness.

HEALTHCARE AND LAZINESS

A Lazy person is a healthy person. The very thought of going to the pathology lab for blood tests, urine tests, ECG etc, going to doctors, hospitals, alternate therapies etc sends shivers up his spine. Hence he decides to remain healthy. Does that mean he will join a gym or aerobics.

NO WAY. Hence he searches out a lazy way of remaining healthy.

A life of less stress is enough to remain healthy. Anything more is always better, but HEY WHY BOTHER.

CONTRIBUTION OF THE LAZY MAN TO INDIAN CRICKET

It is like, when he plays cricket – he chooses spin bowling over fast bowling. No wonder India has always had good spin bowlers. When Batting, he chooses to hit more fours and sixes than running like crazy to steal those cheeky singles.

So if you want more Sehwags, Yuvis and Bhajjis(No! Not the one fried in the tea shop. I meant one fried in the cricket ground during the match!), .....

.. .. .. .. Appreciate laziness!! : )

LAZINESS AND HABITS

Laziness also keeps him away habits of Smoking, drinking and drugs. He does not understand the stress filled lifestyle, then spend the hard earned money on smoking, drinking, entertainment etc, and more money to doctors to remove cholesterol, high blood pressure, invite diabetes etc.

So Laziness bypasses this whole cycle. He takes it easy and spends his time more on planning for traveling for Leisure and to be with Nature (his nature).

THE LAZY FINANCIAL WHIZ

The Lazy person plans for an early retirement, and this makes him work hard at his profession. He will pick up work which is best suited to his nature and gets rewarded appropriately. The whole game of Name and Fame, coming ahead of others, power play, politics, competition, leg pulling etc is not interesting to him. (Who has the time and energy for all this, when you can enjoy your time with your friends / family in the comfort of your house.)

Being Lazy does not mean taking shortcuts. It means walking slowly on your path, observing, enjoying the journey, and having lots of patience – because the journey can be long.

If one is too stressed up about reaching your goal then you miss the leisure of walking and enjoying. Upon reaching your goal, the active person will not stop and enjoy – but will setup his next goal.

The Lazy person will search for a shade under a tree to relax when he reaches his goal. There are many Lawns, gardens with beautiful flowers created by active person – but they never find time to sit in them.

A Lazy person is often accused of being a day dreamer, of having the ability to achieve much more, but not using it to its full potential (I fit in here by sheer accident), not participating in all the formalities, rituals of the society etc – but hey – WHO CARES.. .

Cheers,

Just Remembering Sleep and Drowsiness..